@Bry_Mac: An interracial couple eating Cheerios and non-English speakers drinking Coke. We're a Benghazi pizza commercial away from a Texas secession.
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@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@DepressedDarth: That awkward moment when your stormtrooper army loses a battle to a bunch of teddy bears with sticks and stones.
@wickedimproper: Sometimes when I want to make my girlfriend feel skinny, I just release about 25% of her from the air valve.
@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.