@NicestHippo: An issue that will unite all Americans
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@SunnySideUp1987: If you text me in all CAPS, I will assume we are meeting In the street to fight in the near future.
@smashbrown_: U2 just announced their world tour. Do I need to buy tickets or are they going to break into my house and start playing?
@Cheeseboy22: All those years of getting horrible elementary school pictures was just society's way of preparing you for your driver's license photo.
@Izianikapani: Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs.