@clindsaysway: An obese old man who breaks into your house at night? A tiny flying woman who buys your dead teeth? It's a wonder children can sleep at all.
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@theshantilly: My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment.
@Tmoney68: Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994.