@zoebread: an octopus is just a wet spider
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@PaperWash: me: God? God: yes my child me: I need help- God: ask and thou shall receive me: -moving into my new apt God: me: God: me: hello?
@aka_fatman: It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an "autopsy". Stop crying.
@tealbluejay: Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus.
@kellymcc0y: When someone spaces out their "ha ha ha's" in a text I read it in Count Dracula's voice