@zoebread: an octopus is just a wet spider
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@amberfw: A mom sat down next to me at the park, smiled and asked, "Which one's yours?" I replied, "None of them... yet."
@ShoutingGoddess: I've done a few things I've been ashamed of, but at least I never played FarmVille.
@TheToddWilliams: [butterfly residence] WIFE: You said you'd change, Carl HUSBAND: But I have WIFE: Not really HUSBAND: Uh…I used to be a fricken caterpillar