@DurtMcHurtt: An octopus should have eightacles, not ten.
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@NicestHippo: POLICE CHIEF: They call him the copycat killer ONE OF THE COPS (mocking tone): They call him the copycat killer [everyone looks at him] Oops
@partlyfunny: My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works.
@kwirkyKerri: There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided.
@pauleggleston: I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it, but I found the plinth charming.