@MKupperman: An odd boast
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@HiddleDeeDee: 6: Mom, I'm going to be a Navy pilot or a SEAL. If that doesn't work, I'm going to work at Subway. It's all about the backup plan, people.
@SeiYoung83: [in HR] We're letting you go because you won't stop referring to going to the bathroom as "live streaming"
@sip_at_home_mom: I own workout clothes for the same reason my buddies in high school bought condoms: I like to pretend there's a chance I'll need them.