@TeaPartyCat: An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila.
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@iamburtjarvis: british waiter: what topping would ye fancy on yer pizza? british guy: tea british waiter: jolly good choice [both laugh britishingly]
@DevilryFun: Interviewer: We offer great benefits. Me: Can I take my two weeks vacation before I start?
@Inferno_V: "Don't put your brother in the fridge" is something I never thought I'd say, yet here I am.