@AbbyHasIssues: An old guy at the gym told me I looked like his late wife. I'm hoping he meant while she was alive.
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@Reverend_Scott: Wolverine: [more mad than usual] I woke up today ON THE ROOF Prof. X: [glares at Magneto] Magneto: OH SURE IMMEDIATELY BLAME ME
@TheAlexNevil: Treat her like a princess & she'll love you forever. Unless she's an actual princess. Then she'll just think "I'm being treated normally."
@jackiembouvier: Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be.
@IslandsJunk: Win a Canadian marathon by putting a door just before the finish line and having them all wait for you to go through first.