@allthenachos: An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos.
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@KalvinMacleod: [sky diving] INSTRUCTOR: questions before we jump? ME: do u think clams ever choke on their pearls? INSTRUCTOR: *pushes me out of the plane*
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.
@JaneSays___: Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone's mouth while they're talking?