@allthenachos: An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos.
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@WiseguyPictures: The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon.
@jonnysun: phd thesis: the amoumt of property damage depicted in a action movie is directley proportional to its budget
@ShutUpThatsWho: [clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain. [clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]
@Deirdreocx: [Courtroom] Judge: Have you been up before me? Convict: I don't know, Judge. What time were you up this morning?