@huntigula: an owl mistook my man bun for a sleeping hamster again today
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@bridger_w: If I were a mob boss, I'd ask my henchmen to meet me down by the docks, then surprise them with a day of water skiing
@Naked_Superman: Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda
@Phook75: FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying "fortnight" they have to become your butler.