@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber
@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@Yes_ImAmy: Thank god we don't have thought bubbles above our heads. I'd be in trouble 99% of the time.
@SuperRandomish: We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not.