@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
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@pinupteacher: I'm starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I'll never ever use one again. I'm so excited about it. Yes.
@badbanana: My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy. It's one part rum, three parts pum.