@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
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@lisaxy424: Cute skinny girls wearing weird mismatched clothes: hot quirky hipsters Me wearing weird mismatched clothes: homeless lady from the 80s
@Skoogeth: dracula: [busts into my room] ima suck that blood! me: oh yeah? [does 10 quick shots of delicious Stoli Vodka] how bout now? dracula: aw what the fudge dude i gotta drive home me: [vomits on my duvet] checker mate bro lol
@DrakeGatsby: “Ooooh the Zodiac Killer, so scary. Are you going to kill me with astrology whoa that’s a big knife.”
@NoTheOtherJohn: [Inside Trojan Horse] OTHER GREEKS: *fearful/anxious silence* ME: This is my first sleepover