@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.
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@TheTalkingPipe: I didn't know how to put this gently so I drew you a picture. That's you. Now, see the guy choking you? That's me.
@TheDairylandDon: Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental.
@big_mick_carter: Chinese takeaway - £17 Delivery charge - £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless
@FuckabillyRex: I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.