@AlottaInfo: And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then made the earth round... and laughed...
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@david8hughes: "You stand accused of 3 counts of first degree murder." "Look, I'm a lot of things--" "Are you a murderer?" [bites lower lip] "Little bit."
@djr_102: Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do.
@NickSwardson: Congrats to the person that invented the wobbly restaurant table. It's basically everywhere now.
@KevinFarzad: If you like someone and don't know if they like you, just sue them and then ask them under oath if they think you're cute.