@theshamingofjay: And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take.
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@briangaar: A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around
@Juicedballs: cw: 4 is allergic to cats & we have a 9yr old cat at home. Sucks me: Getting rid of it? cw: Have to, why? me: Is cats it's only defect?
@Jake_Vig: Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?