@theshamingofjay: And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take.
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@1evilidiot: What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't.
@IRLPepperMD: "This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!" "But I can't-" "Now!" *t-rex panics*
@Shock_Monster: In the time it took me to RT in Favstar I could have written the tweet in calligraphy and hand delivered it to all 7600 of my followers.
@beckyiniowa: My husband had to sign a form stating he understands his mother's cremation is nonreversible. I weep for our species.