@sixfootcandy: And in conclusion, may I say that black robe is very slimming on you, Your Honor. And I've never seen a bigger gavel.
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@7_Cents: Good Cop: *reaches for his gun* Intimate Moment Cop: *reaches for the same gun and their hands touch*
@MattMcC1: "nice dog or cat or baby or whatever" i offer politely, my eyes scanning the room for the taco dip. "was it expensive?"