@i_Lean: And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*
@ElKnuckelhombre: *gets a Fitbit for Christmas*
*puts it on a squirrel*
@sammyrhodes: If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today.
@blondediva11: Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
@Super_Cynthia: Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a supervillain.