@i_Lean: And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants.
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@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop.
@Tmoney68: The International Space Station was assembled IN SPACE. I can't follow one page of illustrated instructions to assemble an IKEA dresser.
@chelliet22: Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers.
@inikoblue: Although I'm not exactly overjoyed with my single status. I thank God I'm not married to the obviously married guy hitting on me.