@CopBroughtPizza: and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about...MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
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@lillydancyger: Often when a man says something gross to me on the street I’m too stunned to say more than “ew.” But just now a guy goes “what d’you taste like, girl?” And I somehow managed to respond, almost automatically: “The blood of my enemies.”
@SteveKoehler22: Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians.
@ClichedOut: [day 3: stuck in elevator] girl: if we don’t eat we'll die soon me: *waiting for her to die so I don't have to share the meatballs in my pocket* how soon?
@Girliegurll: I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now.