@ImFunnyMang: And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month.
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@BradBroaddus: Make sure your blind date from the internet has a big car. Nothing worse than a trunk with no leg room.
@ramblinma: *cuts up plastic rings so no hypothetical animal will choke on them* *will not hold the elevator for a single person, ever*