@kumailn: And on the 8th day, He said "Oh I'll make carbs delicious AND fattening LOL!"
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@InternetHippo: me: trump is a thin skinned psychopath who will destroy the world at the slightest provocation also me: let’s make him mad lol
@david8hughes: Doctor: ok, just need a urine sample & we're done. Me handing him my boxers: I'm in a rush. Just wring these out.
@bidenandobama: Biden: why can't I log into my twitter what's everyone talking about today Obama: