@Yankeegiant72: ... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers.
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@NotARatsAss: My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it.
@raydred: Grampa: Hashtag, Cool glasses. Me: Hashtags are a social media thing. You don't have to say, hashtag G: Hashtag, not my favorite grandson