@Yankeegiant72: ... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers.
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@LuvPug: I guess a good thing that would happen to me if the zombie apocalypse ever occurred is that I'd finally start running
@rachel2manypaws: The toughest part of any long distance relationship is the 6 hour drive to slash their tires.
@graceful_asfuck: My 10 yr old googled how many states are in Oregon so I guess geography skills are like genetic or whatever
@KevinFarzad: I carry a rolled up yoga mat so people think I'm fit but really it's just a great way to hold 2 footlong meatball subs.