@kumailn: "And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader." - flight attendant manual
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@GringoBrulee: My first kid will be named Gotham. That way when I have to get up in the middle of the night when they're crying I can say "Gotham needs me"
@myonlymizztake: Did you guys know you get a full body massage while being embalmed? I can't wait.
@crunchenhancer: I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween.