@jenlaw_11: And satan said "let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you" and it was so
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@longwall26: May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
@panmidwest: ME: *hugging my therapy dog* i love you so much THERAPY DOG: same time next week and i’ll make a note to continue our boundaries discussion
@RidiculousSheri: I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party.