@samalmightysam: And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end
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@LackOfShame: H: Gross! Stop peeing in the shower! Me: Why? Everybody pees in the shower. H: Yeah but you're not in it right now, I am.
@AristotlesNZ: First rule of Thesaurus Club: You do not talk, speak, chat, deliberate, confer, gab, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
@CatherineLMK: Shaking hands is so weird: "Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."