@topaz_kell: And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.
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@upsidedowntrash: ME: Velma cant see anything without her glasses, so in order to find her glasses, she needs to be wearing them PRIEST: Those are your vows?
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact: The human brain isn't able to register typos or grammar errors until after hitting teh Send button.
@dlockw21: In my experience, people who say "I'm not trying to be difficult," don't really seem to be trying all that hard.
@Not_a_JesusGirl: I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like "Who are you?" and "Is that a gun?"