@causticbob: And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first.
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@shopkins776: Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now
@noog: Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis
@DadandBuried: Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!