@BonaFideIntent: ....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass.
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@RuinMyWeek: I photoshopped myself into a photo booth strip a coworker had on her desk and replaced it. And now we wait...
@EndhooS: Apparently if you perm a yak's hair and spin it around a bunch of times it's good for your libido... ...It's a well known afro dizzy yak
@Brampersandon_: ME: *does entire national anthem with armpit farts* WIFE: see what I mean? THERAPIST: Mmmhmm *writes in notes: "she's nuts. This guy rules*