@Mulva74: And the he told me he was kilt shopping.
So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart.
@Cheeseboy22: When I was a kid, there were actually six oceans: The Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Antarctic, Arctic and Billy.
@clindsaysway: Him: Take them off. All of them.
*slowly unbuttons 50 cardigans
@MattMelvin: I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people.
@topaz_kell: Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought.
*puts trench coat back on*
@Rollinintheseat: If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet.