@Mulva74: And the he told me he was kilt shopping.
So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart.
@TommySobieski: when u want the conversation to end
@NotthatAdamWest: Finding Nemo 2? I swear, if that kid gets lost again Finding Nemo 3 better be where child services locks the dad up for extreme negligence.
@mewchainz: My sister said she had strange cravings and an enhanced sense of smell so she must be pregnant, but I secretly thought, "werewolf."
@Tommytoughstuff: "DOUG YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"
[camera pans to me struggling with Doug for his name tag]
@HomeProbably: Her: Give me a chat up line?
Me: Uh ok, are you a zookeeper?
Her: *laughs* Because I'm so captivating?
Me: No, you smell like an animal.