@Mulva74: And the he told me he was kilt shopping.
So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart.
@TheBoydP: What’s it called when you have decided to stop eating cold turkey sandwiches?
4: *opens door
Hi, is your mom home?
4: she's in the tower
mom: whispers from behind door "no no no it's SHOWER not tower!"
@canadasandra: What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
@SharkJelly: Yoou can lead a horse to water but you need a seahorse to continue your journey
@PaulyPeligroso: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too.