@Mulva74: And the he told me he was kilt shopping.
So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart.
@KrazykurtKurt: When I practice my saxophone I have to put the cat in the window, so my neighbours know I'm not kicking it around the living room.
@Mulva74: Love so rare, you can still hear it moo.
@TequilaTears: I'm following around cop cars all day to let them know how it feels.
@theDanLawler: I'm hiring a motivational speaker for my lazy eye.
@Flattliner: I don't have a friend called Louise.
If I did I would always be saying "Jeez Louise" to her.
Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise.