@Love_bug1016: And then Satan said, "save time ~ respond to her text with a K."
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@Sean_Burgundy_: It's so frustrating when your therapist tells you to go to your happy place then yells at you when you show up at her house
@QwertyJones3: Pictionary is the perfect game to play whenever you need an excuse to punch your friend in the face.
@HTownHarold: Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I'm now being asked to audition for Riverdance.