@Love_bug1016: And then Satan said, "save time ~ respond to her text with a K."
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@LuckoftheDraw86: "Guess what!" "What?" "I went clubbing and did the Bus Driver last night!" "Oh I love that dance move!" "It's a dance move?"
@thepunningman: Cop: You already had your phonecall now state your name for the tape or you're going to jail Ivana Fonekaal: [looks at lawyer]