@muniraxo: And then Satan whispered, hey let's put the alphabet in math
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@envydatropic: If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention
@imskytrash: barista: name for the latte? me: it's Zach with an "h" *two minutes later* barista: i've got a latte for Hach
@kelownagoose: Bought 17 a fanny pack for back to school to delay my becoming a grandfather too early.
@TheNardvark: Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes.