@iamspacegirl: "And then the Bears mauled Goldilocks to death and ate her, reminding us that home invasion never has a happy ending."
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@AristotlesNZ: I swear to god dude, if you say "But what if we get arrested?" One more time you're out of the group.
@krisv_723: If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee
@Mr_Kapowski: If you're ever lost in the woods, try to find a bear to kill. Their claws will provide four sweet breakfast pastries.
@Sandrahadenough: Hubby: This dinner is not gonna make itself!!!!! And that ladies and Gentleman is how I starred on "COPS"