@Love_bug1016: And then the devil said, "tell her to calm down."
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@rz0ndy: My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with "stories".
@Mikecanrant: Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go.
@jonnysun: *sees a baby screaming on the plane* wait-- WAIT. WHY IS HE SCREAMING. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING. WHAT DOSE HE KNOW THAT WE DONT