@casual_koala: Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
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@awordforaword: *men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*
@LoveNLunchmeat: The good news is I'm pretty much who I say I am. The bad news is I'm pretty much who I say I am.
@Kennedydp5: I couldn't remember my speech at a funeral today so I improvised with a magic trick and sawed the coffin in half
@E_lok44: If a little light yodeling doesn't solve all your problems, then I don't know what to tell yoooo-dooleeOoou.