@casual_koala: Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store.
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@MrMildSauce: It's not working. I've napped every day this week at work and not a single raise or promotion. Sleeping my way to the top was a stupid idea.
@Reverend_Scott: October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them.
@daemonic3: [restaurant] WAITER: Would you like a booth or a table? TERMITE: [handing back menu] The table sounds delicious, thanks