@WritePlay: Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious.
@better_off_dad: All you need is love. and groceries. and health insurance. and heat. and whatnot.
@iQuoteComedy: If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.
@envydatropic: *Sees a guy blow a snot rocket* Watch this! Does a kegel. Bloody tampon goes flying