@WritePlay: Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat.
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@ArfMeasures: SON: Jake's dad is so cool, he took him to Disney World! ME: well, what if I did that? SON: omg you're the best! [Next week at Disney World] "Can't believe we're here!" ME: Thank my son when we get home Jake, it was his idea
@Swishergirl24: Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead
@rockymomax: [me as a disc jockey] me: call in with any requests *phone rings* me: you’re on the air caller: please stop playing mambo number 5