@WritePlay: Anjelica Huston got married to the inventor of autocorrect and now her legal name is Ageless Ice Houseboat.
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@LostFelicia: You ever run back into a store looking for the sunglasses on top of your head? Me neither.
@RacesTacoTrucks: Alarm clocks would be much more effective if instead of a snooze button they just released bees.
@RealCarrotFacts: Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep