@mama_earp: Announced sternly to students today that "only hard things are worth doing!" In other news, I have a bunch of parent emails to respond to.
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@batkaren: *Magneto flapping his wrist frantically, trying to shake loose a fork stuck to his hand*
@ArfMeasures: GF: What's my biggest flaw? ME: You haven't got any, you're perfect, I love you GF: No come on, I mean pacifically ME: We should split up
@Holy_Mowgli: car mechanic: I'm tired drummer: I'm beat pipe layer: I'm drained gardener: I'm bushed chef: I'm fried tailor: I'm worn plumber: I'm pooped