@ericsshadow: [annoyed burglar waking me] you still have a VCR?
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@Brampersandon_: ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung
@causticbob: Really Google Autocomplete? You honestly think I want to search for "hardcore poem"?