@ericsshadow: [annoyed burglar waking me] you still have a VCR?
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@leechee420: The package says "Do not eat raw cookie dough" but all I really see is "Pillsbury hates you and doesn't want you to be happy."
@SteveDutzy: I don't mind when a waitress says, "Is Pepsi fine?" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying
@Darlainky: If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will.