@ObscureGent: Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!
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@Gooooats: I keep trying to turn my hat around backwards so I can get down to business, but it's a sombrero and I'm making zero progress.
@Dallani: One time, I broke my iPhone and for 2 days I had to tweet from my Macbook like a God-dammed homeless person I don't like to talk about it
@UnfilteredMama: Friend w/o kids: I'm planning a meditation retreat next month. Me: One of my kids has been shaking a metal tin full of coins FOR AN HOUR.
@squirrel74wkgn: I wonder what happens if you put on Axe body spray and Old Spice deodor- ＰＯＯＦ！[ponytail appears]