@ObscureGent: Anonymous just switched everyone in Isis from Amazon Prime shipping to basic shipping. Good luck getting Fallout 4 by Christmas terrorists!
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@FattMernandez: I haven't seen a kid on a leash in a while. I guess parents started releasing them back into the wild.
@laurenmacdonald: There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice.
@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.
@RdrJay47: Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.