@NeinQuarterly: Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media.
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@KalvinMacleod: Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer.
@causticbob: I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble
@ShaeAaron: I just sent a text that says "we really need to talk" to everyone I know so nobody will bother me today.