@EliTerry: another car tip: once a month, open the hood and rip out one thing. most of the engine is decorative and weighs down your car
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@PaperWash: "are you sure these x-rays are safe?" [doctor 12 feet away behind a lead wall] you're fine
@WildeThingy: "I want to swim with an overweight, rich white guy before I die." - Dolphin bucket list.
@Miss_Firefly_: My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about.
@internetluke: [restaurant] *motions for waiter* Waiter! Bill please! *Bill comes out & dances embarrassingly to entertain me & the guests* Thanks Bill!