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@Just_Beachy72: Answers phone breathlessly

Friend: Sorry!! Didn't know you had company
Me: I was washing floors
F: Oh...is that the new code?
Me: No...

Answers phone breathlessly 

Friend: Sorry!! Didn’t know you had company 
Me: I was washing floors
F: Oh…is that the new code?
Me: No…

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