@WestofCrazy: Answers phone, makes modem noises...
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@ScienceMarchDC: People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!
@Try2StopME: Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
@flashember: ME: I'm so happy, I could treat a horse! WIFE: *sighs* That's not a saying [spoon-feeding ice cream to horse] Don't listen to her Mr Butters
@lisaxy424: Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home