@WestofCrazy: Answers phone, makes modem noises...
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@TheMichaelRock: If you surround your house in police tape, the odds of you being robbed drops dramatically.
@Shock_Monster: Her: What's a girl gotta do to get a drink? Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
@shutupmikeginn: There was a pretty girl in the produce section so to impress her I bought a mango