@sploosk: ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*
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@IGotsSmarts: If Minnie Driver married Bradley Cooper her name would be oh god I can't even finish this one
@click4amanda: HR: Can you explain this?? Me: I thought it was CORNhub, with recipes on how to make delicious corn and corn related dishes
@rickolantern: Imagine how expensive the iPhone would be if they called themselves Organic Apple.