@CulturedRuffian: Any bar is a karaoke bar if you're drunk enough.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry.
@msdanifernandez: *conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut.
@Majorboobage: 9: Dad, did you know that in some cultures the groom doesn't even know the bride until after they're married. Me: That's every culture son.