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@1MeLrO: Any girl can give you pics
I can give you a headache
@llvvzz: Twitter: "Where people are openly Gay and secretly Republican"
@Puncroaker: My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs.
@simoncholland: Accidentally feng shui'd tonight when everybody wang chunged and I've never been more embarrassed. That lamp does look great there though.
@joeljeffrey: I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what's going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again.
ME: [slaps table] 50 on red
CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion
ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more