@myles_morrison: Any girl who says she's not the jealous type will change her tune when another girl phones you drunk at 3am.
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@DanDoofus: Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: They should punish kids who do well in school with more homework to prepare them for what happens to people who are efficient at their jobs.
@MeanGein: Algebra is like sex. I didn't really get it in high school, and I definitely don't get it now.