@SamGrittner: Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
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@EyeSeeYou619: I like to weed out the riffraff in the bar by playing $37 worth of David Bowie songs on the jukebox.
@jergarl: I'm ONLY remembering to drink fluids because you told me to. NOT because fluids are literally the only thing you CAN drink, KAREN.
@sirmunchie: Someday, my kids will say "daddy, wanna hear a cool story" and it will actually be followed by the telling of a cool story.