@RandiLawson: Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order
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@T_Bonezzz: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier
@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.
@bondgirl_79: Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick.
@polychromatik: Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently