@RandiLawson: Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order
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@imskytrash: retweet this to electronically sign my petition to ban windmills worldwide . we've had enough bird casualties . and for what ?more wind ?
@prufrockluvsong: The waiter who's drawn the short straw today steps up to my table with a gulp. Him: Fresh Parmesan? Me: MAKE IT RAAAAIN!
@VerbsRProudest: When someone accuses you of being defensive, you can't deny it without sounding defensive. Just hurl a flower pot. No one expects that.