@RandiLawson: Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order
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@Home_Halfway: I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality.
@AmishPornStar1: Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat.
@PJTLynch: Captain America: I got the alert, what’s the emergency? Avengers: Well, it’s snowing, so... CA [handing over shield]: Last time! Buy a sled!