@RandiLawson: Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ShortSleeveSuit: I can’t wait for the day when we can place specific blame in the fine print of pharmaceutical ads like CARL YOU’RE THE REASON WE CAN’T USE THIS WHEN WE’RE DRIVING THE BULLDOZER
@NintenDom: I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.
@Elizasoul80: God: [creating Guy Fieri] "Hand me a head." Angel: We're out of human heads. God: "Hand me a pineapple."
@AnkCoupleTO: If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now