@RandiLawson: Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order
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@SirEviscerate: *builds time machine* *goes back in time 183 days* *earth is on the other side of the sun* *dies in space*
@littlekitnerboy: Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit.
@BlindChow: Your honor, may I approach the bench? "You may." *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*
@eminmien: "What do you get if you cross a monkey and a lion?" I glance nervously over to the basement door, afraid she's seen something she shouldn't.