@Roweboat13G: Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
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@bridger_w: This burned out sign has given me the permission I need to take care of my neighborhood grocer once and for all
@jwoodham: BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. "Hitler's haircut is literally the worst," she writes. "Also he's mean."