@DirtMcTurd: Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth
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@Bob_Janke: This guy on Animal Planet is looking for some kind of leopard and I've never wanted someone to be eaten by a leopard more than I do right now.
@XplodingUnicorn: 4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?