@DirtMcTurd: Any shampoo can be volume control shampoo if you cram the bottle directly into your kids mouth
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@Amburglar_: Facebook friend: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you- SHUT UP, SHANNON. YOU'RE *ALWAYS* AT YOUR WORST.
@ClichedOut: Chad: But I don't want to advertise escorts or be known for shady stuff. Craig: Then I'll start my own list.
@LADaddy: The person who came up with "happily ever after" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years.