@CYComedy: Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.
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@StinkyGr33n: I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue. *Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*
@Sanbel11: Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now.
@Firawesome: I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?