@CYComedy: Any wife can be a trophy wife if you bring her to a Taxidermist.
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@SexySpainNights: I don't use extra virgin olive oil cause I want my food to have some experience
@BobLoblaw143637: Lying on my bed struggling to squeeze into jeans The dog comes in to show emotional support ... followed by the cat, who came to judge.
@GrandadJFreeman: My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.
@J_Illunninati: I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor.