@Home_Halfway: Any writer can be a ghost writer if you kill them
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@GrantTanaka: kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
@jonnysun: opening a deli called "Work" a steakhouse caled "The Gym" adn a fried chicken place caled "A Funeral" for ppl who like to eat & need excuses
@Rollinintheseat: When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there.
@ch000ch: i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before