@PanicRestroom: Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?
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@KatieBurnett: Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate
@jnrbtsn: The worst part about being single is always doing what I want. Anytime. Anywhere. With whomever. That sucks.
@CubanaMama82: I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work.