@PanicRestroom: Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?
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@MdUNH: Cats are perfect for those who want to experience the indifference and hostility of the workplace in a pet.
@TheRealAnchovy: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it tastes the same but you know it ain't quite right.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: The sign at this gas station says "turn engine off" so I catcalled my engine and its cute friend from across the street.
@NotThatKunal: Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop.